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She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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