Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
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My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Im part way to drunk.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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