why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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