She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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