she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I just forgot I was standing up.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Pooping to opera.
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