All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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