wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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