is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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