Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
cat food counts as protein by the way
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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