Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
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