I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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