The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
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I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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