I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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