Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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