Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
only if we run a train.
done.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Sext me about skeletons
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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