Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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