One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
handjob tips. give me some.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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