It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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