Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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