Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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