Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
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