allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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