what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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