Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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