It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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