I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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