I only kidnapped one of them. chill
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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