The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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