Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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