Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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