Say something about gay babies.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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