Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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