Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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