I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
We need a shit load of segways right now
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Randomize
