Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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