She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Randomize
