For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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