The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I think my moral compass just broke
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Randomize