I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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