I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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