The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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