when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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