I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Also, beer. Big fan.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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