You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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