Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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