Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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