So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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