I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
My nipple is on Facebook.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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