tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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