I haven't been this sober since birth.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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