security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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