im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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