Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I don't think brook has ever known best
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
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