what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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