Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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