Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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