3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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